Quotes from Douglas Adams - author of Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy.
Enjoy!
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something
completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete
fools.
The ****ps hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.
Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to
believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?
The impossible often has a kind of integrity which the merely
improbable lacks.
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly
what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly
disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
inexplicable.There is another theory which states that this has already
happened.
Time is bunk.
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