Suck my balls
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Budgie
'Black Velvet Stallion'
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hmm
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finally
found a way to go down th
painted walls
on a unicycle
+++
more liek a controlled crash slide than
anythin else
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still runnin replays
+++
fuckin slick
paint
on a near vertical wall
so nice man
+++
slid down this tag
and
well that;s th full height of th wall
i let down
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and no fuckin crash this time
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suck my balls
+++
she cant
compete wi that
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the land surfer
in his element
+++
biggest thing
that happened to me in th day
th nice jam session
didnt top it but
close
+++
excluding how happy i was to play with my sons
+++
we had th god talk
i agree to disagree
are we agreed ?
+++
we both got passionate
dont fold on me boy
stick up for what u believe
even if it only backed wi
faith
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i like proof
how much do ya want young fella ?
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Portishead & Massive Attack
'Teardrop'
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nah
finished amiably enough
+++
th bicycle dont
go cunt up
goin down th wall
+++
i watched my nephew
earlier in th day
doin spins off th top of a wall
+++
fuck that coping is high man
gotta bunnyhop th slick cunt of a thing
just to drop in
+++
i got one skinned knee
in th warmup
a broadslide that got too wide
+++
grow old disgracefully
+++
of course
later in th day i
went drink driving again
and got caught
and wriggled off again
fairly standard stuff
+++
th paint never been so kind to th land surfer
u cant faze me
this day
+++
finally got an angle of attack
that gave me some
control of th slide
nippleclamp
didnt ride me down th wall this time
+++
not an exact angle it;s
this wall
on this day
this temperature and
with this low tyre pressure
to catch th wall
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Cat Stevens
'But I Might Die Tonight'
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so
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ya dont jump unicycles off
skatebowl walls
if that bothers ya
+++
a carload of chicks
goin past th bowl
when i jumped off th top
a repeat attack
pls wait till i get down th wall
before squeelin
oh that;s me
+++
adrenalin rush
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Led Zeppelin
'Gallows Pole'
+++
th monoshock prototype
didnt snap in half
fuck it took th shock
+++
had my son along for flight test
show me yr local bowl young man
+++
th man's in th house
a mullbowl wi green drugs on th kitchen table and
a lit bourbon
pullin in th drive
i get away with overmuch
+++
definitely a boys weekend
my eldest
cant drive his car now
while he on suspension
be magic enough
not to ge caught
takes time
+++
lemmee show ya
+++
shits me
wot jane was stressin most about
is fixed
+++
he's not behind th wheel
+++
it's your mother mate
magic as
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Regurgitator
'Couldn't Do It (Happy Shopper'
+++
hey versace lady jane
+++
i got sideways
on another
skatebowl wall
with yr youngest kid along
+++
th beach has done
orrible things
to th unicycle's paintjob
i think we be
repainting her this week
+++
fuck she deserves it
+++
pimp my ride
+++
i didnt smash th tail light
this weekend
since we moved it
inboard
under th monoshock
+++
thing i liek is
th yogj fella took his scooter to th bowl
not his pushie
technically banned
i said no too
he thought about it
his uncle would let im but
goin to th bowl wi
the land surfer
i'll take my scooter
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Pink Floyd
'Welcome to the Machine'
+++
oh um
i had a coupel crashes on th scooter
u know
+++
we had a bit of fun
+++
gettin down low
over th beast and
how high can we get up th wall
+++
nice crash
+++
and again
+++
i didnt tell im it was
my fourth bowl fr th day
a good warmup
+++
at stafford
int h AM
th broadslides
were gettin interesting
+++
and th nephew
got up
on th first attempt and
made it over th small
concrete wave
th crash was
on th flat
+++
all those manuals
on yr pushie
helpin
+++
doin wheelies
+++
cant quite
get a broadslide yet
can ya
havent mastered th wheel
still lettin it ride u
+++
u;re in control
+++
th last wall
i
had th unicycle ride me down th wall
they rippin out with
backhoes
this weekend
was nice to watch
+++
apart frm seein my boys
definitely that slide
+++
nice gradual wall
not too high
a real nice warmup wall
+++
if it had
this wall
there as well
it;d be perfect
+++
me and th young fellas
mark it down
+++
wot;s that about th depression bay wall ?
+++
we'll get there
+++
dont want th warmup wall
on th other side of
th second biggest city on earth
in area
and growing
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Limp Bizkit
'Rollin (Uncensored)'
+++
started with
a two inch slide
further down th wall
another circuit of th
bowl and
another drop
another four feet up th incline
+++
double th length of th slide
not exact
i'm ridin th bitch
+++
tryin to pick
my path down th tag
painted on th wall
this is
th fuckin edge
+++
45 yrs young
+++
in th head
+++
and half cut
hurts less
in th crashes
+++
wonder if
th skatebike
would drop in
hangin on th back verandah
just thinkin out loud
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Joel Turner & The Modern Day P
'These Kids'
+++
a young
friend of my nephew's
asked me how
we'd take it down th wall
well th first time
would b kinda interesting
+++
th wheel too small
we designed a new one
with a 20 inch wall
sittin on th grinding rail
+++
we do a little fabricating
nippleclamp
half of his old mountain bicycle
with a few mods
+++
trick swingarm
+++
u wont believe it trippy
fuck man
it went down th paint
+++
my head still spinning
+++
we hit th bicycle shop
tryint o figur eout
how we'd cut up
th giraffe unicycle and
turn it into somethin different
+++
now this thing
has a decent size hub size
+++
left th wheel in th car
not shoppin today
we both window shopping
paul reckons
he gunna sell me th 36
+++
how many unicycles i bought off ya ?
+++
we just headed to another bowl and
+++
this thing's
suspension with
that chain
+++
tryin to figure out
where t hang th pedals
+++
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The Kinks
'Victoria'
+++
if u think it;s ridable
i'll take it across th carpark
+++
one of many
+++
i'm not th only mad cunt unicyclist
ridin weird shit
+++
hi gorgeous
+++
she knows who she is
+++
i couldnt get th fuckin unicycle off th wall
th shirt came off
+++
u little fuckin ripper
come nippleclamp
away
she bucks occasionally
my boys luv her name
+++
i arrived
cracked it out of th boot and
jumped th gutter in th first ten feet
i was warmed up
+++
jane's
twin brother never seen th like
sorry i'm a bit outlaw
u'll ge over it
+++
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Do Re Mi
'Man Overboard'
+++
smile
+++
i want u to be aware
after ridin his motorcyle
he insisted
that th gear pattern ont his toy is
backwards to a real bike
my last ioen was
one down and
five up
+++
four down
+++
and backwards
+++
an auto
learners rig
+++
when ya ge a clutch ya
get th gears bein th other way up
+++
i wnt over it;s handlebars at
one ten and
didnt break a bone
+++
lovely v four
+++
i only tellin u
about one of th biek clubs i rode with
in bundaberg
+++
vice president son
+++
my other sons got it
president of vice
i loved opening meetings
many smiels
much later in th night
+++
playin with yr big brothers
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shakespears sister
'you're history'
+++
we talked about
how long we lived together
+++
i was a bit of a ratbag father
still am
+++
a hundred dead tinnies
in th back of th car
and got thru another
drunk driving charge
scot free
with my sons aboard
this is how it;s done
+++
i'm th local witchdoctor
+++
i refused
to my thursday islander
new friend
and th assemblage
to comment on th palm island case
before th courts
+++
th dr death bundaberg hospital saga
got a semi public airing
+++
some wicked shit
we talked about
black magic
over a few bongs
+++
..
..
..
coffee
..
..
..
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+++
Do Re Mi
'Racing to Zero'
+++
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+++
Metallica
'Metallica - Sabbra Cadabra'
+++
cassie
a pleasure t meet u
+++
i was
singin like a girl at th time
in th jam
stickin girl cummin sounds
into th mix
+++
with a thursday islander
rapper
givn us his shtick
+++
th guitar not in tune
but
i sang six yrs
on street corners
+++
it was a fun party
thang ya cunt
more drugs over here
..
..
..
+++
the avdventures
of th land
surfer
will be offline for a short time
secret mens business
+++
never hooked down bongs with a real hitman before
+++
u'll get over it
..
..
..
pirate jenny
"black"
'the land surfer"
+++
p.s.
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+++
Ray Stevens
'Witchdoctor'
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