Re: What doe it mean when you say ....

Karl Johanson <karljohanson@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> "Last Tuesday" is the Tuesday before the Earth gets destroyed.

A Last-Tuesdayist would say it was the day the Earth (and the rest of
the universe) was created, March 11, 2008.  The all-powerful Prankster
in the sky created false evidence of earlier events.  This evidence
includes light created already in transit, eroded rocks, decayed
isotopes, scuffed shoes, scratches on DVDs, and false memories in our
heads.  Speaking of a time before last Tuesday is as meaningless as
speaking of locations north of the north pole.

Once Last-Tuesdayists gain power, I'll petition to have my false
conviction overturned on the grounds that I couldn't have done it
since neither I nor the crime scene nor anything else existed way
back then.
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