Re: Religion returns to Easter

In article <frpd8g$76m$1@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>,
tmcd@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
 said:

> Kip Williams <kiptw@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>> Tim McDaniel wrote:
>>
>>> Biting off Jesus's ears isn't as satisfying as with a chocolate
>>> rabbit.
>>
>> Chocolate rabbits aren't really posed right to go on a cross. Maybe
>> you could massage a Peep into the right sort of attitude and lash it
>> to the cross with licorice laces.
>
> In _The Onion_, a few years ago, I saw a page with Easter cartoons
> for children to color in.  It had a picture of Jesus hopping down
> the road with a basket of eggs, and the Easter Bunny being
> crucified.  Can anyone with stronger Google-fu than mine find it?

Apropos of all this, if only vaguely, I recently stumbled across, on
the net, a mock inspirational poster that showed a toy Transformer on
a wooden cross with the caption:

                             OPTIMUS PRIME
                 Jesus couldn't turn into a fire engine

-- wds