Wim Lewis wrote:
> In article <4798f60b$0$36367$742ec2ed@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>,
> James Gassaway <dtravel@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>> ErictheTolle@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
wrote:
>>> Try not to have a Significant Other that you have to go back for,
>>> given that they will invariably put you right in the path of the
>>> monster. Even if they aren't currently in the path of the monster,
>>> the monster will change it's path so that it's aiming right
>>> for the SO.
>>>
>> Corrolary: Don't be someone else's Significant Other so the monster
>> doesn't aim directly at you!
>>
>> (Life in Monster-Movie World must be very lonely.)
>
> On the other hand, if you *start* the movie without a Significant
> Other, you're likely to have one by the end, having been thrown
> together by the course of events ...
Which would be immediately setting you up for death in the sequel for
violating the "Don't have a SO" rule. *grin* (And former SO's do to _so_
count.)
--
"Reading by the light of a lost Christmas day
It begins...."
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