Re: When Will We Learn? In Case of Giant Monster Rampage.. . . .

"James Gassaway" <dtravel@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message 
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> Wim Lewis wrote:
>> In article <4798f60b$0$36367$742ec2ed@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>,
>> James Gassaway <dtravel@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>>> ErictheTolle@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
 wrote:
>>>> Try not to have a Significant Other that you have to go back for,
>>>> given that they will invariably put you right in the path of the
>>>> monster.  Even if they aren't currently in the path of the monster,
>>>> the monster will change it's path so that it's aiming right
>>>> for the SO.
>>>>
>>> Corrolary: Don't be someone else's Significant Other so the monster
>>> doesn't aim directly at you!
>>>
>>> (Life in Monster-Movie World must be very lonely.)
>>
>> On the other hand, if you *start* the movie without a Significant
>> Other, you're likely to have one by the end, having been thrown
>> together by the course of events ...
>
> Which would be immediately setting you up for death in the sequel for 
> violating the "Don't have a SO" rule.  *grin*  (And former SO's do to
_so_ 
> count.)

Keep SO's alive--in your MEMORY!

Which you can only do by staying alive.

-- Ken from Chicago