Re: CLOVERFIELD (spoilers)

tphile wrote:
>>
>>So, a follow up to Bambi meets Godzilla?
>>
>>I'd rather see a city's worth of zombies versus Cloverfield's big bad.
> 
> I would like to see a CNN newscast mocumentary version
> that resembles what we saw during 9/11

....Oh, like that bit from "Signs", you  mean?

> all kinds of good and bad reporting, speculation, misinformation
> different vid clips sent in by everyone
> and of course seeing the president in a school classroom looking like
> a doofus when an aide tells him whats happening.

Secret Service Agent: "Mr. President, the country is under attack by 
aliens."
President (Leslie Nielsen): "I'll deal with that later. Right now I want 
to find out what happens to the duck."
Secret Service Agent: "More people will die!
President: "The people will die regardless. But this duck still has a 
fighting chance."
Secret Service Agent: "Sir, I've read the book. The duck dies!"
[the President spits milk all over the elementary school kids]
President: "Good God! That's horrible!"
   - Scary Movie 4

(Yes:  Your treasured joke had already been scooped as an off-topic 
hit-and-run gag by a Scary Movie sequel....A freakin' SCARY MOVIE sequel.
Take comfort that at least it was one of the 3-4's, but live down the 
lifetime shame, if you can.)   -_-

Derek Janssen (here today, at the...Un.)
ejanss1@[EMAIL PROTECTED]