On Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:37:25 +1100, Edward McArdle
<mcardle@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>In article <fof79q$nno$1@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> mchary@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
(Michael Alan Chary) wrote:
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>> In article <c75lq3lvvgrugno1r1e9cq34dr99t4eu5j@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>> Rob Jensen <ShutUpRob@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>> >On Wed, 6 Feb 2008 20:11:02 +0000 (UTC), mchary@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
(Michael
>> >Alan Chary) wrote:
>> >
>> >>>>Women who are so ridiculously attractive, that their physical
beauty
>> >>>>becomes a regular plot point for episodes:
>
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>I think nearly all of the women listed are beautiful, but I refer to the
>bit about how they are referred to in the show.
>
>I saw a show which featured Barbara Feldon (formerly of Get Smart). One
>of the features of the episode was that she was so beautiful that
>everyone fell for her. I never thought she was more than "attractive",
>but in this show she was *obviously* over 60. (And, yes, women over 60
>can be attractive.)
>
>Slightly off-topic, but about 5% of women are extremely attractive, and
>the pro****tion of actresses who are extremely attractive is only a bit
>higher than this. But just for Rob, both of the Gilmore Girls are in
>that 5%. Morena Baccarin is in the top 1%.
IMO, Bledel is above 10% but below that 5% and Graham is in the top
0.1% alongside Baccarin.
Others:
* Leighton Meester -- top 1%, Blake Lively -- top 5%
* Autumn Reeser -- top 1%, Mischa Barton -- BOTTOM 1%
* Amanda Tapping -- top 1% (because of her eyes, otherwise, she'd be
top 5%), Claudia Black -- top 45%
* Anna Friel -- top Pi (anybody who watches Pu****ng Daisies knows what
I mean and every double entendre about pi that you can think of, I
mean here)
* Keri Russell -- top 0.1%, Joan Rivers -- bottom 854^infinity%
* Kristen Bell -- top 5%, Katie Cassidy -- redundant, same person ;)
* Taylor Cole (Summerland) -- Top 1%, Katie Cassidy -- not same person
(I will give mad props to whoever gets this joke.)
* Merrin Dungey -- top 1%, Audra MacDonald -- top 5% (but more
appropriate in the same role)
* Rose McGowan -- top 0.1%, Rose McGowan with a machine gun for a
prosthetic leg -- top .000000001%, Rose McGowan with a wooden table
leg for a prosthetic leg -- top 0.69%
BONUS "I CAN'T BELIEVE THERE ARE TWO OF THEM!":
* Jill Hennessey -- top 1% (would be top 5% if not for her mole) --
and her identical twin sister
* Linda Hamilton -- top 5% -- and her identical twin sister
-- Rob
--
LORELAI: I am so done with plans. I am never, ever making one again.
It never works. I spend the day obsessing over why it didn't work
and what I could've done differently. I'm analyzing all my shortcomings
when all I really need to be doing is vowing to never, ever make a plan
ever again, which I'm doing now, having once again been the innocent
victim of my own stupid plans. God, I need some coffee.
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