Re: If you were stranded on the Lost island, WHO would you most want to bring ?

"Mark Nobles" <cmn-nospam@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> Ken from Chicago <kwicker1b_nospam@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>> "Ken from Chicago" <kwicker1b_nospam@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>> >> On Feb 10, 12:52 am, Chris <cas...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>> >>> What are the 3 or 4 wittiest or most im****tant (serious or
humorous)
>> >>> non-human items you'd most want to bring with you, if you were
>> >>> stranded on the Lost island and please briefly say why you'd pick
>> >>> those particular items, or what you'd most want to do with each or 
>> >>> all
>> >>> of them.
>> >>
>> >> Jack Bauer
>> >> John McClain
>> >> Greg House
>> >>
>> >> Brandon
>> >
>> > 0) The OP said non-human choices, but if you're going that way:
>> > 1) You don't need John McClain if you have Jack Bauer.
>> > 2) Choose Xena, since she'd great without modern tools.
>> > 3) Choose Sidney Bristow, if you're limiting yourself to
contem****ary,
>> > since her connection to Rambaldi is akin to Locke's connection to the
>> > Island.
>> > 4) Who's Brandon and why are you bringing him?  >=^>
>> >
>> You know, I think WHO one would bring, aside from the LOST cast of
>> characters, might be as if not more interesting question to answer.
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> Ernest Shackleton. He'd be able to rescue himself and bring back help,
> no matter how impossible the situation.

Who?

> the Survivorman guy. He'd know which bugs are good to eat.

The guy who was just on THE COLBERT RE****T?

> Rachel Ray. There's no TV, I'd need something to watch. Plus, she could
> whip those tasty bugs into dinner in half an hour.

She's too energetic. Sheesh, Rachel, slow down--at least in talking.

-- Ken from Chicago