Shark Attack 3: Megalodon
It's a two-fer!
I get a Sunday morning movie on Sci Fi AND John Barrowman, all in one!
In keeping with my new status as a drooling fan girl of Barrowman, I
watched. How could I not?
Now, aside from some really weird sound editing, which made everyone
sound like they were talking through tin, horrible direction, and
numerous scenes of people just standing around laughing - attempting to
convey that they were just joking, I guess, not to mention very odd
speech rhythms and random insertions of spanish accents in what I can
only guess was an to attempt to set the scene, we also had random shots
just spending a full 10-15 seconds with the camera lingering lovingly on
the blonde science bimbo's "assetts".
But watching it was utterly worth it - and not just for the drooling
fangirl aspect.
I got to see the actual sight of a shark rising up from the deeps to
swallow a boat whole!!!
Now, that.. that was worth my time!
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