The Sentients of the Universe vs the Tauri:
We, the Sentients of the Universe, have found the Tauri, aka Earthers, aka
humans, aka terrans, to be guilty of Massive Criminal Negligence, and a
danger to sentient life on a cosmic scale:
--Opening the stargate and revealing the presence of Earth to the Goa'uld.
--Turning off the Asgardian Thor's Hammer protecting a planet from Goa'uld
returning thru the stargate.
--Awakening the Wraith centuries earlier from their hibernation.
--Triggering a civil war among the Wraith tribes leading them to attacking
the "food" of their rival Wraith tribes.
--Awakening the Asuran replicators and then reprogramming them to attack
the
Wraith, which they did by indirectly attacking the "food" of the Wraith.
--Creating Michael, a hybrid Wraith / human who has infected the "food" of
the Wraith.
--Alerting the Ori of the presence of sentients in the Milky Way galaxy.
The last 5 acts alone have resulted in genocide on an interplanetary
scale.
The Tauri stumble about the universe claiming to help people but in
bumbling
so massively they disrupt the albeit imperfect but orderly structure
already
in place.
And, to paraphrase a Tauri expression, to pour salt onto an already
sucking
chest wound, we have evidence of the Tauri blowing up a planet, a star and
possible an entire universe (or at least unlea****ng highly destructive
quantum "exotic" particles into a parallel universe).
Good sentients of the universe, having seen all the evidence before you, I
believe there can be only one verdict: GUILTY on all charges of crimes
against sentientality.
What say you?
-- Prosecutorbot Ken from Chicago
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