Tim McDaniel wrote:
> The second episode of _New Amsterdam_ had a scene with John Amsterdam,
> his partner, and a medical person (doctor, I'd guess, but maybe
> someone else) walking into a morgue and up to a corpse. The dialog
> was
>
> Medical Person: Just humor me. Al Sharpton and Billy Graham
> decide they really gotta see the Pope. They take the Space
> Shuttle an...
>
> John Amsterdam: Just *looks* like a parachute.
>
> MP: OK. A doctor, a lawyer, and a veterinarian --
>
> JA: Sue the duck.
>
> MP: Hank Aaron *dies* --
>
> JA: That's God. He just *thinks* he's Barry Bonds.
>
> MP: I hate you.
>
Playboy magazine once did a page full of punchlines w/o jokes, as a way
to cut down the workload of the editor for their Party Jokes page. They
had a note at the top saying that 'if your joke uses any of these
punchlines, don't bother to send it in, because we have used it before,
and/or 50 people a month submit it'.
I haven't seen a copy of Playboy in at least a decade. Do they still
have a Jokes page?
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