In the sacred domain of alt.tv.stargate-sg1,
Ken from Chicago <kwicker1b_nospam@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> didnst hastily scribble
thusly:
> <spike1@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
> news:1d1da5-8ef.ln1@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>> In the sacred domain of alt.tv.stargate-sg1,
>> Ken from Chicago <kwicker1b_nospam@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> didnst hastily scribble
>> thusly:
>>> -- Prosecutorbot Ken from Chicago
>>
>> Prosecutorbot Ken from chicago, alpha centauri? Or chicago, Betelgeuse?
> As a DA (Dimensional Attorney), the entire universe in this dimension is
in
> my jurisdiction.
> Like the upcoming case, Sentients of the Space-Time Continnuum vs TUFOP
(The
> United Federation.Of Planets), I mean really, bad enough you got some
...
> bullboy?, cowchild? whatever, ... some hotshot galivanting around from
> planet to planet wrecking their government, which was relatively a minor
> fine, but those trips thru time ... sorry, crossed over to serious crime
> there, buddy.
Hey, it's not only humans who mess about with time y'know...
What're you going to do about those pesky galifrayans?
(or rather, the remaining one or two)?
What're you going to do about the galactic government itself, not only
messing about with time travel, allowing the creation of RECREATIONAL
activities in significant historical events such as the big bang and the
end
of the universe itself, but sanctioning the creation of a ****p powered by
possibly the most disruptive propulsion drive ever conceived?
This drive has caused all of these events and more...
Trans****tation of and or creation of sentient beings in wildly
inappropriate
and ultimately fatal environments. Transformation of people into...
things... Causing a genocidal war which resulted in the utter destruction
of
2 planets and later, the consumption of the final survivors of those
civilsations by a small earthbound quadruped... The cruelty of causing the
death of the last of the pogrils as a large mountain of fried eggs
materialised in front of him, just as the last of his species apart from
himself had starved to death? (He died of cholesterol poisoning some weeks
later), the tampering in alien civilisations by causing visions which
leads
to their entire population giving up all technology and ultimately
evolving
into foul smelling birds...
This government also sanctioned the mass genocide by intergalactic bypass
of
not only an entire planet but every possible alternate version of that
planet, just because some psychiatrists didn't want it to finish its job.
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