Ken from Chicago wrote:
> The Sentients of the Universe vs the Tauri:
>
> We, the Sentients of the Universe, have found the Tauri, aka Earthers,
aka
> humans, aka terrans, to be guilty of Massive Criminal Negligence, and a
> danger to sentient life on a cosmic scale:
> --Opening the stargate and revealing the presence of Earth to the
Goa'uld.
> --Turning off the Asgardian Thor's Hammer protecting a planet from
Goa'uld
> returning thru the stargate.
> --Awakening the Wraith centuries earlier from their hibernation.
> --Triggering a civil war among the Wraith tribes leading them to
attacking
> the "food" of their rival Wraith tribes.
> --Awakening the Asuran replicators and then reprogramming them to attack
the
> Wraith, which they did by indirectly attacking the "food" of the Wraith.
> --Creating Michael, a hybrid Wraith / human who has infected the "food"
of
> the Wraith.
> --Alerting the Ori of the presence of sentients in the Milky Way galaxy.
>
> The last 5 acts alone have resulted in genocide on an interplanetary
scale.
> The Tauri stumble about the universe claiming to help people but in
bumbling
> so massively they disrupt the albeit imperfect but orderly structure
already
> in place.
>
> And, to paraphrase a Tauri expression, to pour salt onto an already
sucking
> chest wound, we have evidence of the Tauri blowing up a planet, a star
and
> possible an entire universe (or at least unlea****ng highly destructive
> quantum "exotic" particles into a parallel universe).
>
> Good sentients of the universe, having seen all the evidence before you,
I
> believe there can be only one verdict: GUILTY on all charges of crimes
> against sentientality.
>
> What say you?
>
> -- Prosecutorbot Ken from Chicago
>
>
Q, is that *you*? ;-)
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