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> In the sacred domain of alt.tv.stargate-sg1,
> Ken from Chicago <kwicker1b_nospam@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> didnst hastily scribble
> thusly:
>
>> <spike1@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
>> news:1d1da5-8ef.ln1@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>> In the sacred domain of alt.tv.stargate-sg1,
>>> Ken from Chicago <kwicker1b_nospam@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> didnst hastily
scribble
>>> thusly:
>>>> -- Prosecutorbot Ken from Chicago
>>>
>>> Prosecutorbot Ken from chicago, alpha centauri? Or chicago,
Betelgeuse?
>
>> As a DA (Dimensional Attorney), the entire universe in this dimension
is
>> in
>> my jurisdiction.
>
>> Like the upcoming case, Sentients of the Space-Time Continnuum vs TUFOP
>> (The
>> United Federation.Of Planets), I mean really, bad enough you got some
...
>> bullboy?, cowchild? whatever, ... some hotshot galivanting around from
>> planet to planet wrecking their government, which was relatively a
minor
>> fine, but those trips thru time ... sorry, crossed over to serious
crime
>> there, buddy.
>
> Hey, it's not only humans who mess about with time y'know...
> What're you going to do about those pesky galifrayans?
> (or rather, the remaining one or two)?
>
> What're you going to do about the galactic government itself, not only
> messing about with time travel, allowing the creation of RECREATIONAL
> activities in significant historical events such as the big bang and the
> end
> of the universe itself, but sanctioning the creation of a ****p powered
by
> possibly the most disruptive propulsion drive ever conceived?
>
> This drive has caused all of these events and more...
> Trans****tation of and or creation of sentient beings in wildly
> inappropriate
> and ultimately fatal environments. Transformation of people into...
> things... Causing a genocidal war which resulted in the utter
destruction
> of
> 2 planets and later, the consumption of the final survivors of those
> civilsations by a small earthbound quadruped... The cruelty of causing
the
> death of the last of the pogrils as a large mountain of fried eggs
> materialised in front of him, just as the last of his species apart from
> himself had starved to death? (He died of cholesterol poisoning some
weeks
> later), the tampering in alien civilisations by causing visions which
> leads
> to their entire population giving up all technology and ultimately
> evolving
> into foul smelling birds...
>
> This government also sanctioned the mass genocide by intergalactic
bypass
> of
> not only an entire planet but every possible alternate version of that
> planet, just because some psychiatrists didn't want it to finish its
job.
> --
Um, Gallifrey has already been indicted and convicted. There's only one
escaped convict who's been let off for good behavior. He's been sentence
to
solitary confinement.
-- Prosecutorbot Ken from Chicago
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