"whodunit" <whodunit@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
news:5GVAj.61995$Pv2.52427@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Ken from Chicago wrote:
>> The Sentients of the Universe vs the Tauri:
>>
>> We, the Sentients of the Universe, have found the Tauri, aka Earthers,
>> aka humans, aka terrans, to be guilty of Massive Criminal Negligence,
and
>> a danger to sentient life on a cosmic scale:
>> --Opening the stargate and revealing the presence of Earth to the
>> Goa'uld.
>> --Turning off the Asgardian Thor's Hammer protecting a planet from
>> Goa'uld returning thru the stargate.
>> --Awakening the Wraith centuries earlier from their hibernation.
>> --Triggering a civil war among the Wraith tribes leading them to
>> attacking the "food" of their rival Wraith tribes.
>> --Awakening the Asuran replicators and then reprogramming them to
attack
>> the Wraith, which they did by indirectly attacking the "food" of the
>> Wraith.
>> --Creating Michael, a hybrid Wraith / human who has infected the "food"
>> of the Wraith.
>> --Alerting the Ori of the presence of sentients in the Milky Way
galaxy.
>>
>> The last 5 acts alone have resulted in genocide on an interplanetary
>> scale. The Tauri stumble about the universe claiming to help people but
>> in bumbling so massively they disrupt the albeit imperfect but orderly
>> structure already in place.
>>
>> And, to paraphrase a Tauri expression, to pour salt onto an already
>> sucking chest wound, we have evidence of the Tauri blowing up a planet,
a
>> star and possible an entire universe (or at least unlea****ng highly
>> destructive quantum "exotic" particles into a parallel universe).
>>
>> Good sentients of the universe, having seen all the evidence before
you,
>> I believe there can be only one verdict: GUILTY on all charges of
crimes
>> against sentientality.
>>
>> What say you?
>>
>> -- Prosecutorbot Ken from Chicago
> Q, is that *you*? ;-)
Oh puhlease, those layabouts lack the self-discipline to build a decent
case.
-- Prosecutorbot Ken from Chicago
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