"Wouter Valentijn" <liam@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
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> Ken from Chicago wrote:
>> The Sentients of the Universe vs the Tauri:
>>
>> We, the Sentients of the Universe, have found the Tauri, aka
>> Earthers, aka humans, aka terrans, to be guilty of Massive Criminal
>> Negligence, and a danger to sentient life on a cosmic scale:
>> --Opening the stargate and revealing the presence of Earth to the
>> Goa'uld.
>
> OBJECTION!
>
> This was only the case with Ra! That System Lord kidnapped and enslaved
a
> great number of humans millennia ago.
> For the next contact with the Goa'uld Apophis was responsible.
> He attacked and abducted US Airforce personnel. It was Apophis who
opened
> Pandora's box.
> Every sentient knows, or should know, well enough to leave the Terrans
> alone.
Oh puhlease, by their own records this, Doctor Daniel Jackson, had them
going thru highly advanced highly dangerous alien technology WITHOUT a
frelling clue as how to RETURN. Talk about bad medicine.
It's that kind of recklessness that the Tauri which has caused innumerable
deaths throughout SEVERAL GALAXIES. Worse, they've even meddled with
dimensional and chronological travel. No, good sentients of the universe,
lend me your sensors. I am here to bury the Tauri, not to praise them. We
need to nip this in the bud. If not all the Tauri, at the very least this
Stargate Command.
>> --Turning off the Asgardian Thor's Hammer protecting a planet from
>> Goa'uld returning thru the stargate.
>
> Thereby saving the life of Teal'c.
And killing off dozens, hundreds, thousands of civilians.
>> --Awakening the Wraith centuries earlier from their hibernation.
>
> Accidently! That must be added.
When will they learn to stop meddling? How many accidents before the Tauri
develop a clue?
> <snip>
>
>> And, to paraphrase a Tauri expression, to pour salt onto an already
>> sucking chest wound, we have evidence of the Tauri blowing up a
>> planet, a star and possible an entire universe (or at least
>> unlea****ng highly destructive quantum "exotic" particles into a
>> parallel universe).
>
> O, come on! Blowing up stars is fun! Admit it!
Aha! At last the truth is revealed. The Tauri LIKE blowing up stuff. "Cuz
xplosions good, wicked cool and fun!" That's their attitude in general.
When
in doubt, blow it the frell out.
>> Good sentients of the universe, having seen all the evidence before
>> you, I believe there can be only one verdict: GUILTY on all charges
>> of crimes against sentientality.
>>
>> What say you?
>
> Tauri,
>
> I recommend you use your right offered to you by the equivalent of what
> Americans call their Fifth Amendment.
> My second recommendation is to blaim the System Lord Apophis of the
> Goa'uld.
>
> --
> www.woutervalentijn.net
>
> www.nksf.scifics.com/nksfseries.html
>
> liam=mail
Thanks for the reminder. Yes, Fifth, a young trusting sentient--until the
Tauri betrayed his trust, his naivete, not once, but twice, contributing
this this young sentient's deliquency. Combine that with Reese, the first
replicator, who was happily sleeping away the centuries until the SGC
blundered in, dragged her to their world--and killed her. More casualities
of the SGC.
-- Prosecutorbot Ken from Chicago
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