Re: Thunderbirds - Questions answered at last

Once Upon A Time,
Bazza wrote:

>Some months ago I posed a series of questions relating to the 1960's TV
show 
>Thunderbirds. Since then I have bought and watched all 32 episodes on the

>Carlton Box Set DVD. It was very enlightening.
>For one I learned that all of the parts for the Thunderbird ships had
been 
>ordered in from different companies via old contacts of Jeff Tracey. It 
>looks as if there are no maintenance crews but the boys do all the work 
>themselves to keep these vehicles in working order.
>The big question though was how Jeff Tracey just had SO much available
cash 
>to buy an island and create and run these huge fuel guzzling machines.
>Well after going through Jeff's lines episode by episode and logging them
it 
>became obvious that the producers of the show had left "in-jokes" as to
just 
>why Jeff is so damn rich....that's right - he sells his ass to men for
anal 
>sex. Yes that's right. It was a shock for me too.
>The lines of dialogue from these episodes are just a snippet of some of
the 
>hidden meanings behind Jeff's mask...
>
>Ep 1 : Trapped in the Sky : "Boys...it's time for action!"
>Ep 4 : Sun Probe : "Boy, I love it when a ROCKET goes up!"
>E22 : Danger at ocean Deep: "It's imperative we release those trapped 
>semen!"
>E25: The Cham Cham : They say if you go down well at Paradise Peaks
you'll 
>go down well anywhere!"
>S 2 E2 : Path of Destruction : "And believe me fellas, Sanchos "cooks his

>beef" in a very special way!"
>Ep 7 : Vault of Death : "It was a very smooth ride!"
>Ep 8 : Operation Crash Dive : "Sorry i'm late boys...I had to "milk the
cow" 
>before I took off!"
>E10 : Martian Invasion : "Listen pal, it's his money, he calls the
tune...."
>E18 : Thirty Minutes after Noon : "I'm going to get to the bottom of
this!"
>E19 : The Imposters : "Take it easy Virgil (winces) You're coming in too 
>fast!"
>
>It must also be noted that during the entire 32 episode series and two 
>feature films the only Tracey brother to show any interest in females is 
>young Alan Tracey. The other 4 brothers are more than happy to just hang
out 
>on the base with little or no female contact whatsover. Now I know why 
>Kyrano - Jeff Tracey's manservant - exists and it isn't just to serve 
>dinner! He's there for the boys and their father to ass fuck in-between 
>rescue's. No wonder the por guy is always collapsing with weird head
aches. 
>Kyrano is the Tracey family's cum-bucket.
>
>Of course when this show was made back in the early sixties it would have

>been impossible to have made it blatently gay. Had it been made these
days 
>then I'm certain they would have had a couple of black people and the
stereo 
>typical homosexual or two thrown in for good measure. The only thing the 
>21st century audience would be complaining about is the puppets smoking
so 
>damn often.
>
>Next - Captain Scarlet ....why is he so damn close to Captain Blue?
>
>Baz
>

I'd stake real money that examining the contents of your hard drive would 
be an illuminating and gorge-rising experience.


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