Re: Thunderbirds - Questions answered at last

"Captain Infinity" <Infinity@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message 
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> Once Upon A Time,
> Bazza wrote:
>
>>Some months ago I posed a series of questions relating to the 1960's TV 
>>show
>>Thunderbirds. Since then I have bought and watched all 32 episodes on
the
>>Carlton Box Set DVD. It was very enlightening.
>>For one I learned that all of the parts for the Thunderbird ships had
been
>>ordered in from different companies via old contacts of Jeff Tracey. It
>>looks as if there are no maintenance crews but the boys do all the work
>>themselves to keep these vehicles in working order.
>>The big question though was how Jeff Tracey just had SO much available 
>>cash
>>to buy an island and create and run these huge fuel guzzling machines.
>>Well after going through Jeff's lines episode by episode and logging
them 
>>it
>>became obvious that the producers of the show had left "in-jokes" as to 
>>just
>>why Jeff is so damn rich....that's right - he sells his ass to men for 
>>anal
>>sex. Yes that's right. It was a shock for me too.
>>The lines of dialogue from these episodes are just a snippet of some of 
>>the
>>hidden meanings behind Jeff's mask...
>>
>>Ep 1 : Trapped in the Sky : "Boys...it's time for action!"
>>Ep 4 : Sun Probe : "Boy, I love it when a ROCKET goes up!"
>>E22 : Danger at ocean Deep: "It's imperative we release those trapped
>>semen!"
>>E25: The Cham Cham : They say if you go down well at Paradise Peaks
you'll
>>go down well anywhere!"
>>S 2 E2 : Path of Destruction : "And believe me fellas, Sanchos "cooks
his
>>beef" in a very special way!"
>>Ep 7 : Vault of Death : "It was a very smooth ride!"
>>Ep 8 : Operation Crash Dive : "Sorry i'm late boys...I had to "milk the 
>>cow"
>>before I took off!"
>>E10 : Martian Invasion : "Listen pal, it's his money, he calls the 
>>tune...."
>>E18 : Thirty Minutes after Noon : "I'm going to get to the bottom of 
>>this!"
>>E19 : The Imposters : "Take it easy Virgil (winces) You're coming in too
>>fast!"
>>
>>It must also be noted that during the entire 32 episode series and two
>>feature films the only Tracey brother to show any interest in females is
>>young Alan Tracey. The other 4 brothers are more than happy to just hang

>>out
>>on the base with little or no female contact whatsover. Now I know why
>>Kyrano - Jeff Tracey's manservant - exists and it isn't just to serve
>>dinner! He's there for the boys and their father to ass fuck in-between
>>rescue's. No wonder the por guy is always collapsing with weird head 
>>aches.
>>Kyrano is the Tracey family's cum-bucket.
>>
>>Of course when this show was made back in the early sixties it would
have
>>been impossible to have made it blatently gay. Had it been made these
days
>>then I'm certain they would have had a couple of black people and the 
>>stereo
>>typical homosexual or two thrown in for good measure. The only thing the
>>21st century audience would be complaining about is the puppets smoking
so
>>damn often.
>>
>>Next - Captain Scarlet ....why is he so damn close to Captain Blue?
>>
>>Baz
>>
>
> I'd stake real money that examining the contents of your hard drive
would
> be an illuminating and gorge-rising experience.
>
>
You would be completely correct! If ever I'm going away for a while I make

sure to unplug it and take it with me just in case!

Baz