On Sun, 09 Mar 2008 09:17:43 -0700, suzee <suzeeq@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
:> Usually of the form, "Person A dies, goes to Heaven, sees Person B,
says,
:> 'Wow, I didn't know Person B died!' 'Nah, that's God, He just *thinks*
He's
:> Person B.'"
:
:The way I heard that one... A Dr dies and goes to heaven and pushes his
:way to the front of the line. Says to Peter "I'm a Doctor, you need to
:let me in now" Peter says no, he has to wait his turn like everyone
:else. Then a guy comes ru****ng past saying 'make way, make way'
:(something like that) and the Dr says, What about him, who's that? Peter
:says That's God, he just thinks he's a Doctor.
The way I heard is that Jesus was out playing golf,
and trying all these crazy shots, and shanking it into the
rough and the traps. He hit it over a water hazard, and
instead of walking around the hazard, he walked over it. A
bystander remarked "Who does he think he is, Jesus
Christ?" to which his partner replied "He is Jesus Christ, he
thinks he's Tiger Woods."
Just change golf to baseball and Tiger Woods to
Barry Bonds, and you've got the joke.
--
"I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." -Wash, 'Serenity'
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