> The way I heard is that Jesus was out playing golf,
> and trying all these crazy shots, and shanking it into the
> rough and the traps. He hit it over a water hazard, and
> instead of walking around the hazard, he walked over it. A
> bystander remarked "Who does he think he is, Jesus
> Christ?" to which his partner replied "He is Jesus Christ, he
> thinks he's Tiger Woods."
>
> Just change golf to baseball and Tiger Woods to
> Barry Bonds, and you've got the joke.
Where would the water hazard come in with baseball?


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