In article <tmRCj.3811$qS5.250@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>,
"M.L." <me@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> > The way I heard is that Jesus was out playing golf,
> > and trying all these crazy shots, and shanking it into the
> > rough and the traps. He hit it over a water hazard, and
> > instead of walking around the hazard, he walked over it. A
> > bystander remarked "Who does he think he is, Jesus
> > Christ?" to which his partner replied "He is Jesus Christ, he
> > thinks he's Tiger Woods."
> >
> > Just change golf to baseball and Tiger Woods to
> > Barry Bonds, and you've got the joke.
>
> Where would the water hazard come in with baseball?
DUH!
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