In article <150320080933455567%usenet00000001@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>,
Al Gore <usenet00000001@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> In article <f4CdnZOVn4QLfkbanZ2dnUVZ_vShnZ2d@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>, Mason Barge
> <masonbarge@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>
> > "George W Harris" <gharrus@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
> > news:7rjmt3d86v5ndmklcf4tiivm0bt1j5asuv@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> > > On Sun, 09 Mar 2008 09:17:43 -0700, suzee <suzeeq@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> > >
> > > :> Usually of the form, "Person A dies, goes to Heaven, sees Person
B,
> > > says,
> > > :> 'Wow, I didn't know Person B died!' 'Nah, that's God, He just
> > > :> *thinks*
> > > He's
> > > :> Person B.'"
> > > :
> > > :The way I heard that one... A Dr dies and goes to heaven and pushes
his
> > > :way to the front of the line. Says to Peter "I'm a Doctor, you need
to
> > > :let me in now" Peter says no, he has to wait his turn like everyone
> > > :else. Then a guy comes ru****ng past saying 'make way, make way'
> > > :(something like that) and the Dr says, What about him, who's that?
Peter
> > > :says That's God, he just thinks he's a Doctor.
> > >
> > > The way I heard is that Jesus was out playing golf,
> > > and trying all these crazy shots, and shanking it into the
> > > rough and the traps. He hit it over a water hazard, and
> > > instead of walking around the hazard, he walked over it. A
> > > bystander remarked "Who does he think he is, Jesus
> > > Christ?" to which his partner replied "He is Jesus Christ, he
> > > thinks he's Tiger Woods."
> > >
> >
> > It's a lot older than that. The first time I heard it, it was Johnny
> > Miller.
> >
>
> The first time I heard it, it was Babe Ruth.
The first time I heard it it was Julius Caesar, and Jesus had not even
been born then!
(Is this some sort of Monty Python competition?)
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