George W Harris wrote:
> On Sun, 09 Mar 2008 09:17:43 -0700, suzee <suzeeq@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>
> :> Usually of the form, "Person A dies, goes to Heaven, sees Person B,
says,
> :> 'Wow, I didn't know Person B died!' 'Nah, that's God, He just
*thinks* He's
> :> Person B.'"
> :
> :The way I heard that one... A Dr dies and goes to heaven and pushes his
> :way to the front of the line. Says to Peter "I'm a Doctor, you need to
> :let me in now" Peter says no, he has to wait his turn like everyone
> :else. Then a guy comes ru****ng past saying 'make way, make way'
> :(something like that) and the Dr says, What about him, who's that?
Peter
> :says That's God, he just thinks he's a Doctor.
>
> The way I heard is that Jesus was out playing golf,
> and trying all these crazy shots, and shanking it into the
> rough and the traps. He hit it over a water hazard, and
> instead of walking around the hazard, he walked over it. A
> bystander remarked "Who does he think he is, Jesus
> Christ?" to which his partner replied "He is Jesus Christ, he
> thinks he's Tiger Woods."
Yeah, I've heard that one too.
> Just change golf to baseball and Tiger Woods to
> Barry Bonds, and you've got the joke.
Aha.
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