"The Doctor" <doctor@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> About time I dug out the archives.
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you have archives on the Crown of Royal Cola and the degree to which it is
encrusted with spinels.
Cool
mk5000
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George Costanza: The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man
trying to send back soup in a deli. I got about fifty feet out and
suddenly
the great beast appeared before me. I tell you he was ten stories high if
he
was a foot. As if sensing my presence, he let out a great bellow. I said,
"Easy, big fella!" And then, as I watched him struggling, I realized that
something was obstructing its breathing. From where I was standing, I
could
see directly into the eye of the great fish.
Jerry: Mammal.
George Costanza: Whatever.
Cosmo Kramer: Well, what did you do next?
George Costanza: Well then, from out of nowhere, a huge tidal wave lifted
me, tossed me like a cork, and I found myself right on top of him - face
to
face with the blowhole. I could barely see from the waves cra****ng down
upon
me but I knew something was there. So I reached my hand in, felt around,
and
pulled out the obstruction.
Cosmo Kramer: What is that, a Titleist?
Cosmo Kramer: Hole in one, huh? --Seinfeld
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