The Fourteenth Annual Eddorian Tea Party
Date: April 1, 2008
Time: 1900 PST (7:00pm for you civilians)
Place:
Madame of Eddore's Castle
2020 Lensman Lane
San Diego, California
Phone: 1-800-555-1212
E-mail: eddore (at) hoax.com
Who is invited:
The general clientele of rec.arts.sf.tv
Note: Red headed women, however,
are still preferred.
Special guest of honor:
Podkayne Fries
RSVP:
Please let us know whether you can attend
By April 1, 2008 4:00 pm PST.
NB, date is critical.
Please also letus know whether you need
an alternate atmosphere. Specify alternate
atmosphere in your RSVP.
The seance will commence at exactly 11:59 pm PST.
Please specify what your preferred method of ingesting nutrients:
(1) Mouth
(2) Nutrient bath
(3) Osmosis
(4) Bubble bath
(5) Other ____________________
Please let us know your preferred nutrient base.
(1) Carnivore
(2) Herbivore
(3) Omnivore
(4) Cannibal
(5) Silicate based food
(6) The blood of a freshly-slaughtered newbie
(7) Other _____________________
Please let us know your preferred style of music.
(1) Classical
(2) Rock
(3) Venusian
(4) Vulcan
(5) Vorlon
(6) Vogon
(7) Other _____________________
Please let us know your preferred style of dancing.
(1) Waltz
(2) Ballet
(3) Square Dance
(4) Watusi
(5) Twist
(6) Gravity free
(7) Mattress
(8) Couch (ala Tom Cruise)
(9) Other _____________________
Please let us know your preferred style of poetry.
(1) Elizabethan
(2) Victorian
(3) Neo classical
(4) Free form
(5) Vogon
(6) Milli Vanilli
Sincerely,
The Grand Duchess of Eddore
Ps. Please excuse the ichor dripping from the ceiling.
The cleaning crew has never been able to completely clean
the ceiling since the death of Gharlane when his tank
overflowed fourteen years ago. They even resorted to using
Mean Green Cleaner without success.
PPs. Necrophiliacs, especially red haired Necrophiliacs,
are especially welcome.
PPPs. Time machines provided upon request.
PPPPs. The following Clairol Herbal Essences Colors
will be provide for those who wish to dye their
hair for the occasion:
38 ****mmery Spice Bright Auburn
40 Garnet Blaze Bright Burgundy
42 Wild Cinnamon Deep Auburn
44 Radiant Ruby Deep Red
74 Purple Haze
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