A joint mission of the evil but treacherous corporations and treacherous
but evil government head to Mars, because it's been discovered that
there's an unlimited power source located under a Martian landmark, just
like the one under Mauna Kea, so they must go to Mars to learn the
secret to unlimited power.
The moronic casting director who wrote this mess was undoubtedly too
damn stupid to consider that they could have gone to freaking Hawai'i
instead of Mars!
And he's a lousy casting director too.
Of interest only to see what he's stealing from at any given moment.
Huge chunks of Stargate (he even casts a SG1 actor), big bites of Total
Recall, and some rip-offs from Ringworld and the obligatory John Carter.
Somebody told him that copy/pasting stolen words and phrases together at
random was the same as writing a script. They lied to him.
Awful direction and fx round it out nicely.
This isn't nearly as bad as the WAR OF THE WORLDS perversion Howell did
a couple years ago, but then what is? Oh, yeah, the upcoming WAR OF THE
WORLDS 2 Howell is starring in.
AAAIIIEEEEEEEEE!
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Star Trek 09:
No Shat, No Show.
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