Anim8rFSK wrote:
> In article <juKdnSgQd72epITVnZ2dnUVZ_jqdnZ2d@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>,
> "KarmaChameleon" <dinner@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>
>> "Anim8rFSK" <ANIM8Rfsk@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
>> news:ANIM8Rfsk-D57335.08323826042008@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>> A joint mission of the evil but treacherous corporations and
>>> treacherous but evil government head to Mars, because it's been
>>> discovered that there's an unlimited power source located under a
>>> Martian landmark, just like the one under Mauna Kea, so they must
>>> go to Mars to learn the secret to unlimited power.
>>>
>>> The moronic casting director who wrote this mess was undoubtedly too
>>> damn stupid to consider that they could have gone to freaking
>>> Hawai'i instead of Mars!
>>>
>>> And he's a lousy casting director too.
>>>
>>> Of interest only to see what he's stealing from at any given moment.
>>> Huge chunks of Stargate (he even casts a SG1 actor), big bites of
>>> Total Recall, and some rip-offs from Ringworld and the obligatory
>>> John Carter.
>>>
>>> Somebody told him that copy/pasting stolen words and phrases
>>> together at random was the same as writing a script. They lied to
>>> him.
>>>
>>> Awful direction and fx round it out nicely.
>>>
>>> This isn't nearly as bad as the WAR OF THE WORLDS perversion Howell
>>> did a couple years ago, but then what is? Oh, yeah, the upcoming
>>> WAR OF THE WORLDS 2 Howell is starring in.
>>>
>>> AAAIIIEEEEEEEEE!
>>>
>>
>>
>> CASTING director ?????
>
> Yep. It was written by a casting director.
I'm sure it was as dreadful a project as you describe but isn't this a bit
unfair? I mean, if you want to get technical, The Terminator was written
by
a truck driver. Doesn't the act of writing something that someone buys
make
one a writer? Someone other than your mother, of course.
I await my snarky response with great anticipation! :-)
P.S. Wasn't Howell in that short-lived TV show about vampires? Or was
that
Andrew McCarthy? I get those two confused.
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