Re: Review - Planet of the Ood

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> "pbowles@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> > Onto the Ood, then. This episode has seemingly been constructed
> > entirely to answer one question arising from the previous story - how
> > does a slave race evolve? Disappointing then that the answer involves
> > adding still more implausibility to Ood biology. An external brain I
> > can buy for the sake of visualisation - chop off this bit and the Ood
> > become slaves. Of course there's no terribly good reason humans
> > couldn't lobotomise them internally, but if there's an easily
> > detachable visible bit to remove it's more accessible to the viewer.
> > However, the idea that the Ood have a brain they have to carry in one
> > hand all the time stretches credibility too far, for all that I liked
> > the imagery of an organic system the 'Persil balls' replaced.
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> Why would the process of natural selection led to a brain that has to be
> carried in one hand?  Wouldn't Oods that don't have to carry their
brains
> have a big competative advantage over the brain carrying Ood?
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> When the modified Ood go on a rampage and start killing with their
> translater balls, why don't the soldiers smash the translator balls?
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> In the year 4126, why are humans still using projectile weapons which
look
> like 20th century machine guns and shoot bullets?  Why aren't they using
> lasers or phasers or disintegrators?
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> The Oodsphere company packs Ood standing up into big boxes.  The Ood
aren't
> strapped in in any way, meaning that they will get hurt if the box tips
> over or is dropped.  Why aren't these valuable slaves better secured?
> Also, why aren't there any toilets in the Ood boxes or cages?
>

All your questions can be answered this way...its British.
Please do not attemp to think, or use any ****tion of your brain while
watching.  Its British.

D