Re: Weak Vampires?

Sean O'Hara wrote:
> In the Year of the Earth Rat, the Great and Powerful William December 
> Starr declared:
>> In article <frp68i$kmj$1@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>,
>> jdnicoll@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
 (James Nicoll) said:
>>
>>> Come to think of it, one of the interesting things going on in
>>> India as the nation urbanizes is that monkeys are moving into the
>>> cities as well. Right now urban monkey populations are soaring
>>
>> Indeed:
>>
>> "Monkeys recently broke into the Defense Department, scattering secret
>> do***ents." -- Ian Williams, NBC News, in Delhi, India, 19 Dec. 2007
>>
> 
> It's far worse than that -- they've moved onto political assassination:
> 
>    <http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/7055625.stm>
> 
>    The deputy mayor of the Indian capital Delhi has died a day
>    after being attacked by a horde of wild monkeys.
> 
>    SS Bajwa suffered serious head injuries when he fell from the
>    first-floor terrace of his home on Saturday morning trying to
>    fight off the monkeys.
> 
>    The city has long struggled to counter its plague of monkeys,
>    which invade government complexes and temples, snatch food
>    and scare passers-by.
> 
>    The High Court ordered the city to find an answer to the
>    problem last year.
> 
>    One approach has been to train bands of larger, more ferocious
>    langur monkeys to go after the smaller groups of Rhesus macaques.
> 
> So it begins. Next they'll league together and decide "Ape shall not 
> kill ape."
> 

I know I'm wrong for laughing at this....but who wants this sort of 
thing in their eulogy?

-- 
     Leah: That were a wee bit repulsive.
     Buffy: Went okay. 'Cept I feel a little wierd about using a 
crucifix to kill someone.
     Leah: Yeh dinno much about religion, do yeh?