On Mar 5, 1:49 pm, "Phillip. J. San" <jpcoo...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> On Mar 3, 1:57 pm, "Dan Goodman" <dsg...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> > Monday, 3 March 2008, 11:32 GMT
> > US seeks terrorists in web worlds
> > By Chris Vallance
> > Re****ter, BBC iPM
>
> > [Screenshot from World of Warcraft, Blizzard]
>
> > The US government has begun a project to develop ways to spot
> > terrorists who are using virtual worlds.
>
> > Codenamed Reynard it aims to recognise "normal" behaviour in online
> > worlds and home in on anomalous activity.
>
> > It is likely to develop tools and techniques for intelligence officers
> > who are hunting terrorists and terror groups on the net or in virtual
> > worlds.http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/low/technology/7274377.stm
> Honestly I agree with an online cartoon that I saw recently. If
> terrorists are involved in WoW chances are that they will be affected
> just like any player. Slack around, make excuses, and eventually
> reduce much of their planned issues. That's how it would work in real
> life.
Yes, I say the CIA should give WoW accounts to every suspected
terrorist they can find. It'll be the end of terrorism in under a
month.
***
Amid: "Okay, listen the f**k up! We are going to kill the imperialist
amerikans and receive our eternal reward today! So it is time to
practice."
Hasan: "Wait, I thought we were raiding Onyxia today?"
Abdul: "Yeah, we are practicing the killing of amerikans by raiding
Onyxia. How better to learn their amerikan ways so that we may defeat
them? Praise be to Allah!"
Hasan: "Okay, as long as we are raiding Onyxia, because I need that
Dragonstalker's Helm she drops. The Agility on it is sweet!"
Abdul: "No kidding, I got dibs on the Bloodfang Hood, it looks so
cool. I saw screenshots on Allakhazam, it makes you look like an
executioner, it'll totally strike fear into the hearts of those Horde-
I mean those godless amerikans!"
Jalal: "Shut up, Lord Thunderwing- I mean Amid is giving the
strategy."
Amid: "Odd groups go to the left, even groups go to the right. Groups
seven and eight are the whelp groups. Now listen up! You are going to
DPS very, very slowly. Stay away from the head and the tail, if you
get knocked into the whelp pits it will be minus fifty DKP! If you all
don't f**k up Allah shall smile upon us and we will get some phat
lewts."
Abdul: "Yeah man, I loves me some phat lewts- errr. I mean, we must
destroy the amerikan oppressors!"
Marid: "Aaah, man this is taking too long. Maaaaaadrid
Jennnnnnnnnnkens!"
-- all hell breaks loose --
Amid: "WHO THE F**K JSUT RAN IN THERE!?! MINUS FIFTY DKP!"
Jalal: "Man, screw this, I'm going to go do a few rounds in Alterac
Valley."
Hasan: "Yeah, this is going nowhere. I'll join you."
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