Diana of the Ephesians, She of a Dozen Breasts, worshipped in the
ancient world at the same time as the start of Christianity, was
modeled after either a woman with a remarkably bovine physical
abnormality, or a divine creature from another world. I would like to
think she was from another world, that the multi-breasted race still
survives, and that it may be possible to buy a ticket to go visit the
place. (And I'm not even a 'breast man').
Information kept hidden from the prying eyes of the world, but broadly
hinted at by Madame Helena Petrovna Blavatsky in her "Isis
Unveiled" (c. 1872),was that in the ruins of Ephesus in the late
1860's, Schliemann, the notorious archaeologist, found the remains of
a 12-ducted, 12-nozzled pumping device that could only have been an
actual breastpump to be used upon an actual set of one dozen breasts.
It was not any sort of other, more customary milking device, and was
found, not in a stable or barn, but in a hidden drawer of the altar of
Diana Herself. Schliemann's ego was such that he was only barely
talked out of disclosing this 'find' to a hungry, malicious world that
was hot for strange and unsettling reports from archaeological
excavations, but may not have been prepared for the report of a breast-
milking device from the altar of a Greco-Roman goddess.. But what
Schliemann did not dare divulge, we certainly are glad to oblige, in
the pursuit of knowledge, and advancing our understanding of 12-
breasted goddesses in a forward direction.
FROM TWELVE BREASTS -- TO TWO BREASTS!
Now we must get back 'down to earth' with the following question: Do
you know anyone who might be about to have a baby? Or,someone who may
very well become pregnant this year? Or, become a father of said
child? If so, we have a wonderful product for the Mom in
question...yes, it is a breastpump, but NO, it has not a 12-breasted
model, it is a normal, human, purple pumping pedal variety. My
ladyfriend Suzanne invented one of the best breastumps on the market.
It is SO good, she has licensed on the largest breastpump makers in
the world to use her superior system, while still keeping control of
her invention for her own use. Here is that site:
http://www.breastpumppedal.com
* LIGHTWEIGHT, PLASTIC.
* IT IS MUCH LIGHTER THAN WOODEN COMPETING MODELS,
* ADAPTS To HOSES, Etc. Of A DOZEN OTHER BREASTPUMP SYSTEMS,
* VARIES BETWEEN STIMULATING And SOOTHING, DEPENDING ON THE USER'S
TOUCH.
* INVENTED BY A WOMAN With USEFULNESS And A WOMAN'S COMFORT IN MIND
* AVAILABLE AROUND THE WORLD!
* LOW COST. OUR "NEW" PRICE IS WHAT THE "USED" PRICE IS FOR
COMPETITOR PRODUCTS....
* WHAT WOMAN REALLY WANTS TO USE SOMEONE ELSE'S USED BREASTPUMP? Yet,
that's what people do who don't know about OUR system!
* MAKES A GREAT GIFT.
* MAKES A GREAT "GAG" ITEM
You MUST see it! Any friend of yours who may be pregnant or may soon
become pregnant really should have a look at this product, as it will
provide a smooth, silky experience when lactation requires a
brastpump! Here is that address again: http://www.breastpumppedal.com
Diana of the Ephesians may be gone. But lactating women have
survived, and need to devise the most comfortable breastpump systems
available. This IS just what Suzanne has done, and THIS, is just such
a breastpump!
ALL PURCHASERS WHO REQUEST IT, WILL RECEIVE AN ORIGINAL Ed Augusts SCI-
FI STORY VIA E-MAIL! ( E-Book Download .pdf file )
Best, -----Ed
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